summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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