I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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