your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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