If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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