I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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