the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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