I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
