i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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