If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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