worst night to have a conscience
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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