your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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