I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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