dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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