Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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