Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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