Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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