He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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