bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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