All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
