I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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