i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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