Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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