Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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