I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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