i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
