I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think your dad took our porno
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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