I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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