Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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