Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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