I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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