I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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