So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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