...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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