I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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