I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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