I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
I tried to get the guy I like to โspit shakeโ on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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