is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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