I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i already hear my dad disowning me
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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