went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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