Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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