pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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