I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
false alarm, still single
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