Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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