My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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