the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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