Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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