i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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