google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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