Where are you?
In a non slutty way
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
you will always have a special place in my vag
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
