So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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