this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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