its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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