office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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