I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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