$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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